THAT PHALLUS MAXIMUS: IT MUSHROOM WHICH IGNITES LUST

Deep within the shadowy heart of the woodland, shrouded in secrecy, lies a spore known as the Phallus Maximus. Spoken to be possessed with potent vibes, this uncannily shaped mushroom has captured lovers craving a boost of passion. Some believe that its powerful aroma stimulates the sensual currents within, leading one towards a state of euphoric e